The “Pumpkin” Candy Bar Problem


I often have scraps of caramel, ganache, cookies, and such leftover at the end of my candy bar making, and I sometimes mismatch elements from different bars out of curiosity. For instance, my orange caramel with my Single Malt Scotch ganache is yummy, but I probably couldn’t sell that bar anytime soon b/c it would just be too confusing for everyone… I already have enough explaining to do for my customers at, say, farmers markets.

But a couple weeks ago, I tried some orange caramel on top of a piece of shortbread… and I remembered why the Twix bar was always my favorite mass-market candy bar — the textural combination of chewy caramel and crunchy cookie is spectacular. I didn’t want to create a knockoff of a Twix bar, but shortly after, I was also thinking about holiday offerings and how much I like pumpkin… and the idea of a Pumpkin Bar came to me - Spiced Pumpkin Caramel on top of Shortbread. It’d be like a Pumpkin Twix, BUT it’d also like a pumpkin pie — creamy pumpkin-y goodness on top of a “crust”… and then enrobed in chocolate

The problem is that pumpkin only purees so much and it has kind of a weak flavor. So, my pumpkin caramel experiments have been turning out ok, but with a pate de fruit-like bent — coarse-textured.

So, I turned to what a little voice inside my head has been whispering to me since the beginning of this endeavor: butternut squash. It makes a caramel that has a brighter flavor and a finer texture. I want to pursue it more.

But.. what could I call the candy bar? The Butternut Squash Bar? Even this punk chocolatier couldn’t do it — esoteric, and too long. My naming strategy has been to call bars according what they are — Malt, Orange, Caramel Nut, Scotch. Part of it is my lack of faith that I could consistently think of absolutely brilliant names like Snickers, but the major part of it has to do with the honesty of the company and its ingredients — I call those bars by those names because that’s what they’re made from and that’s what they taste like — not chemicals or anything artificial.

So… what to do with Butternut Squash? If it doesn’t contain pumpkin, I can’t call it The Pumpkin Bar… Or the “Pumpkin” Bar… Or the Pumpkin Pie Bar…. or even The Squash Bar (ha, just trying saying “I’ll take two Squash Bars” or “I can’t decide between the Squash Bar and the Caramel Nut Bar”). The Holiday Bar or Holiday Pie would be too vague — and quickly defeat itself — customers’ first question: “What is it?” Me: “Butternut squash caramel and shortbread.” Them: “That’s disgusting.” Me: “D’oh!” Awkward pause. Me: “But it’s great!”

Pumpkins and butternut squashes are both squashes. A cruel irony is that I remember butternut squash being called pumpkin when I lived in the UK. But I do not live in the UK now.

The only solution that I can think of is to call it the Pumpkin Bar (or Pumpkin Pie Bar?) and use a small percentage of pumpkin, just for the name’s sake, in addition to the butternut squash. It’s not all that evil, but I don’t know… Anyone have a better idea?

I should also mention, though, that this bar isn’t definite… I have to make sure that I have the production time and resources to make it (cookie-based bars take the most time to make)… and perfect the recipe… but it sure is tempting…

12 Responses to “The “Pumpkin” Candy Bar Problem”

  1. T Says:

    What about calling it something like the Harvest Bar? It might still be a little vague, but it goes with the season. Or what about using another squash, like Kabocha, and calling it the Kabocha bar?

  2. Anita / Married ...with Dinner Says:

    How about the Punk’n Pie Bar? :D

    (In my defense, you were the one who called yourself a punk chocolatier :) )

  3. Nina Says:

    HA!

    For the first 50 customers or so, I probably wouldn’t even mind explaining that one… :)

  4. Sara Says:

    What about calling it the thanksgiving bar? “Tastes like pumpkin pie” - that way you can skirt the issue.

  5. Vince Says:

    Well, “butternut” does contain two very familiar words that often are associated with candy bars… how about a play on them:

    Butter-nut bar
    Caramel Butter Nut bar
    Browned Butter Nut bar
    Butternut finger bar
    Buttery nutty bar
    Chock full o butternut
    butt-ernut bar

    errr… yeah!

    (The thing is, you’re still going to have to tell them that it’s got butternut squash in it, which might elicit a “blargh” response regardless)

  6. lisa Says:

    being the devils advocate here…

    Im alergic to pumpkin, but not butternut squash… weird, i know.

    you may want to take people alergies into consideration when chosing names.

  7. amy Says:

    ‘The butternut bar’ sounds amazing. And when people ask what it is… why, it’s a spiced pumpkin caramel on shortbread; it’s named ‘butternut’ because it’s the type of pumpkin I use in the caramel.
    I don’t think it’s prevaricating to call butternut squash a type of pumpkin, and I think including it in the name is a better option than putting just a bit of other pumpkin in for the title.

  8. Rick Says:

    What about calling is a ‘Pumpkin Spice’ Bar? When you go to Starbucks, you can have a Pumpkin Spice Latte, but it doesn’t have pumpkin in it. Just the spice…

    From their web site… “a delicious blend of pumpkin and traditional fall spice flavors combined with our signature espresso and freshly steamed milk, and topped with whipped cream and pumpkin pie spices”

    Then again, maybe I’m missing it all together…

  9. fattypr Says:

    I like the idea of harvest bar. sorry, my creativity is at a low now, so i will think more and then post again. in the mean time, i have to say that you MUST make and sell this bar. none of these “it’s not definite. I have to have the time” excuses :)

  10. fattypr Says:

    and maybe the response to squash bar wouldn’t be too bad… i mean people like zucchini bread…

  11. Dennis Says:

    Hi, I think Butternutt sounds good. Having just eaten a Butterfinger during my second break at work today, I’m fairly confident that my chocolate bar in fact contained no finger in it … barring any accident that may have occoured at the plant.

    Or even ButterNutt, or Butternut Pie. I don’t know what that is as a pie so it could be marketed anyway one likes. After all a Snickers is actually a …

    snick·er (snkr)
    intr.v. snick·ered, snick·er·ing, snick·ers
    To utter a partly stifled laugh: “I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker” T.S. Eliot.
    n.
    A snide, slightly stifled laugh.

    Just a thought. Good luck.

    Dennis

  12. Sandicita Says:

    I think the name Butternut is great, and the bar sounds amazing! Please make it!

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